CBS Standards and Practices sent a detailed e-mail, obtained by Deadline.com, to those involved in Sunday night's Grammys broadcast, telling them the presenters and attendees must be properly attired.
Remember Jennifer Lopez's revealing dress in 2000?
The e-mail goes into excruciating detail as to what must be covered, including "bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack" and "[b]are sides or under curvature of the breasts." There is also a ban on "sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples."
See, er, full Grammy coverage this Sunday at 8 PM on CBS.