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Golden Globes 2013: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Best Lines

Hosts and BFFs Tina Fey and Amy Poehler kicked off the 2013 Golden Globes with a hilarious opening monologue.

The two funnywomen started off by saying, “This is the only time of year where the beautiful people of film get to rub shoulders with the rat-faced people of TV.”

Poehler also took a jab at director James Cameron, via director nominee Kathryn Bigelow, his ex-wife. “I haven’t really been following the controversy over ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ but when it comes to torture, I trust the lady who was married for three years to James Cameron.”

Fey’s best line of the evening was to Globes nominee Anne Hathaway. “You gave a stunning performance in ‘Les Miserables.’ I have not seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.”

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Even their parting shot of the evening was a good one. As they said goodnight, Poehler added, “We’re going home with Jodie Foster!”