"What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons."Season 1, Episode 1: "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"

"Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides."Season 1, Episode 11: "Indian Summer"

"I'm Peggy Olson and I want to smoke some marijuana."Season 3, Episode 3: "My Old Kentucky Home".

"But that's life. One minute you're on top of the world, the next minute some secretary's running you over with a lawnmower."Season 3, Episode 3: "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency"

Doctor: So, Mr. Draper, you haven't had a physical in quite some time.Don Draper: Yeah. I eat a lot of apples.Season 3, Episode 1: "For Those Who Think Young"

"I don't care what your politics are, this is America. You don't just shoot the President."Season 3, Episode 12: "The Grown Ups"

Trudy: Have you been drinking?Pete: The whole country is drinking!Season 3, Episode 12: "The Grown Ups"

Betty: What's your name?Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.Season 3, Episode 12: "The Grown Ups"

"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation."Season 3, Episode 2: "Love Among the Ruins"

"Remember Don ... when God closes a door, he opens a dress."Season 1, Episode 10: "Long Weekend"

"As far as I'm concerned, as long as men look at me that way, I'm earning my keep."Season 1, Episode 7: "Red in the Face"

"Am I to entertain your ballad of dissatisfaction, or has something actually happened? Because I am at work, dear."Season 3, Episode 10: "The Color Blue"

"Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them."Season 4, Episode 12: "Blowing Smoke"

"They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem."Season 4, Episode 8: "The Summer Man"

Lane: Three whiskey sours ought to do.Robert Pryce: She's asking what you want, not how many you've had.Season 4, Episode 10: "Hands and Knees"

"You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself."Season 4, Episode 9: "The Beautiful Girls"

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.Peggy: But you never thank me.Don: That's what the money is for!Season 4, Episode 7: "The Suitcase"

Peggy: I have a boyfriend.Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.Peggy: No, but he's renting it.Season 4, Episode 4: "The Rejected"

"You know what my father used to say? 'Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face.'"Season 1, Episode 10: "Long Weekend"

"Why it is that whenever a man takes you to lunch around here, you're the dessert?"Season 1, Episode 3: "Ladies Room"

"People were buying cigarettes before Freud was born."Season 1, Episode 1: "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"

"I love you. I'm giving up my life to be with you, aren't I?"Season 1, Episode 1: "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

"Listen, Pete, I need you to go get a cardboard box. Put your things in it. Okay?"Season 1, Episode 4: "New Amsterdam"

"I'd have my secretary do it, but she's dead."Season 4, Episode 9 "The Beautiful Girls"

"I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem."Season 4, Episode 11: "Chinese Wall"