Television December 07, 2011
10 Great 'M*A*S*H' Quotes
In honor of "M*A*S*H" star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, "Extra" collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show.
In honor of "M*A*S*H" star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, "Extra" collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show.
Col. Potter: [about Hawkeye and BJ] "Please excuse these two, they're themselves today."
Henry Blake: "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?"Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir."Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't."
Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind."
Margaret: "Oh, Frank. You're so above average."
Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?"
Radar: "My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke."
B.J.: [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] "What's Frank up to?"Hawkeye: "I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so."
Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady."
Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? I dropped out of school to become a doctor."
PA System: "Attention all personnel . Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning... And midnight has been canceled."