The Jon and Kate Jabs Collection

She Said, He Said

In October 2009, Kate said, “I’m saddened and confused by Jon’s public media statements.”

Mom Says Dad...

“It appears that Jon’s priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children and their well-being.”

Two Live Crews

“We film it separately,” Jon admitted. "She has her film crew. And I have my film crew.

Drinkin' Haterade

In September 2009 Jon said, “I can’t sit on the sofa with that woman. I can’t sit on the couch next to someone I despise… I despise her because she’s not speaking from the heart.”

Private Kate

“While I certainly have a very different perception of how our marriage dissolved, for the sake of my children I maintain that I’m not going to go into details of aspects I believe should remain private.” Kate’s statement to ABC regarding how she feels about revealing her personal life with Jon.

I Used to Have a Ring on It

Jon also slams his ex for using her wedding ring. “I think she still wears the ring for public perception,” he said. “I don’t wear my ring because she took my ring. I don’t have it.” Jon added, "So I laid it down one night. It was gone.

Dunzo

Jon revealed on “Good Morning America” that their marriage “will never be fixed.”

Love Hurts

“I didn’t leave Kate for Hailey. People think I left Kate for Hailey… because of the time frame and what they printed in the tabloids. You can’t control who you love. I strongly believe that. You cannot control that. It’s two people joined together.”

Jon Minus Kate

Jon admits in a September interview with ABC that he will always “love Kate as the mother of my kids. But to tell you right now, at this point of what’s going on, I do not love Kate.”

Picture This

After being photographed with a few different females in the media, Jon had this to say, “Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

Loose Change

Jon tells TLC’s cameras “People think I’ve changed, and I have changed, but I’m now the person I know I am.”

Trust Rusts

“I don’t trust her anymore,” Jon tells reporter Chris Cuomo of ABC. “I was abused… I’m not going back to that lifestyle.”

Who Filed?

Kate told CBS in an interview, “He does not want to be married to me anymore.” Kate said it was not she who initiated the divorce.

Who's Your Daddy?

In an interview with ABC, Jon said, “Well, excuse me, I’m taking care of the kids. She’s on book tours, she’s doing all these things. You know, she’s gone a week. You know, comes back. Packs up and leaves again. I’m standing there like, ‘Oh, OK. Your mom’s gone again…”

The Inevitable

Kate told CBS cameras, “This is a situation that absolutely would have happened whether the cameras were here or not. I don't want people thinking we traded marriage for fame. Ever.”

Separation Anxiety

In an ABC interview, Jon said Kate deliberately “separated” him from his mother and brothers."

Whipped

Jon said, “I was beaten down so long, I couldn’t even make a decision for myself.”

New Love

Jon says Hailey Glassman, daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon, is someone he loves more than he did Kate — and that she shows him “love and respect” as Kate never did.