Show: "S#*! My Dad Says"
Premiere Date: September 23
Stars: William Shatner, Nicole Sullivan, Will Sasso, Jonathan Sadowski
Synopsis: This series features the caustic musings of Ed (Shatner), a retired military doctor whose cranky one-liners have left him with three ex-wives and a lot of time alone. With two boys, Ed has a soft spot for younger son Henry (Sadowski). When Henry takes up his dad's offer to move home, he agrees to follow house rules. But Ed has a secret plan -- a second chance to be the father he never was -- if it doesn't kill them both first.