Television September 10, 2009
No Hookup for Mayer and Cavallari
Famed bachelor John Mayer is going on rumor control! After the singer/songwriter was linked to "The Hills" vixen Kristin Cavallari, Mayer bluntly announced on Twitter that the two have never hooked-up.
In a series of four posts, the 31-year-old wrote, "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari (sic) with my p****." He followed up with, "I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together," followed by, "My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli." In closing, he posted, "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
We will just have to wait for word as to whom Mayer is really Bartling.
