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10 Great 'M*A*S*H' Quotes

In honor of "M*A*S*H" star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, "Extra" collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show.

10 Great 'M*A*S*H' Quotes

Col. Sherman T. Potter (Harry Morgan)

Col. Potter: [about Hawkeye and BJ] "Please excuse these two, they're themselves today."

Col. Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson)

Henry Blake: "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?" Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir." Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't."

Captain Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce (Alan Alda)

Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind."

Major Margaret Houlihan (Loretta Swit)

Margaret: "Oh, Frank. You're so above average."

Major Franklin Marion Burns (Larry Linville)

Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?"

Corporal Walter Eugene 'Radar' O'Reilly (Gary Burghoff)

Radar: "My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke."

Captain B.J. Hunnicut (Mike Farrell)

B.J.: [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] "What's Frank up to?" Hawkeye: "I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so."

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger (Jamie Farr)

Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady."

Captain John 'Trapper John' McIntyre (Wayne Rogers)

Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? I dropped out of school to become a doctor."

The P.A. Announcements

PA System: "Attention all personnel . Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning... And midnight has been canceled."

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