20 Favorite 'Entourage' Quotes

The "Entourage" gang is back! With Season 7 premiering on HBO Sunday, we'd like to take a moment to remember some choice quotes from Vince, Johnny, Turtle, Eric -- and, of course, the every irascible Ari Gold. Let's hug it out ....!

"Entourage" Quotes

Ari Gold

“Let’s hug it out, b*tch. "

Ari Gold

“Well, my girl won her debate on Friday, my boy scored a goal on soccer on Saturday and my wife agreed to visit her mother without me. I don’t know how things could get much better!”

Johnny Drama

“I’ve been working steady for the past 12 years, minus the last three.”

Ari Gold

“Call me Helen Keller because I’m a f***ing miracle worker!”

Justine and Vince

Justine Chapin (Leighton Meester): “You’re gonna have to work for it.”

Vince: “I got into this business so I wouldn’t have to work.”

Ari Gold

“Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner’s mask, and a f***ing spike paddle, don’t think, just pack that b*tch! Chop suey!”

Johnny Drama

“Nobody appreciates their girlfriend until they get herpes from the next broad.”

Ari Gold

“I didn’t go to the Lakers game because they were playing the f***ing Bobcats… I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate.”


“Don’t talk to us like we’re adopted, bro.”

Ari Gold

“Got MILF?”

Ari and Lloyd

Ari Gold: “What the f*** are you wearing?”

Lloyd: “I’m trying out new looks! This one’s my Andre 3000. You like?”

Ari Gold: “No, I don’t. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don’t you do a triple axle over the phone and try calling Cameron again?”

Ari Gold

“We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we’re gonna head-butt some g**damn kangaroos.”

Eric and Johnny

Eric: “We had break up sex, all right?”

Johnny Drama: “Break up sex? Never heard of it.”

Eric: “Yeah, I mean… you know… you have sex and… that’s it. You say goodbye.”

Johnny Drama: “… That’s the only kinda sex I have.”

Ari Gold

“I’ll beat that old f*** and throw him in the pool! [to his young kids] … Only Daddy speaks that way.”

Vince and Eric

Vince: “He’s my agent, you can’t go around threatening people E. We’re not back in high school.”

Eric: “He called me pizza boy!”

Vince: “Well, you were the night manager at S’Barros, weren’t you?”

Johnny Drama and Turtle

Johnny : “I’d take it in the a** for an Oscar.”

Turtle: “You’d take it in the a** for a guest spot on the ‘Hughleys’!”

Ari Gold

“From now on, ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.”

Johnny Drama

“I’ve had most of this town, so it was bound to happen that our trees would dabble in the same forest at some point.”

Eric and Ari

Eric: “Ari, I’m getting killed here. Vince isn’t happy.”

Ari Gold: “Of course he’s not happy. Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me. I’m miserable. That’s why I’m rich.”

Ari Gold

“I drove to work in an $80,000 Mercedes, and I’m going home in a prop car from the ‘Fast and the Furious.’ I just don’t see it, Lloyd…”