Kanye West has always got something to say, so this week we’re rounding up his best quotes all in one place, from slamming Zappos for ‘s**t product’ to hating on Bruno Mars.

Quotable Kanye West: Funny Stuff He Said This Week
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1. Nobody tells Kanye what to do. On Monday, during author Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast, West complained about Zappos CEO Tony Hsieh. "He's trying to tell me what I need to focus on. Meanwhile, he sells all this s**t product to everybody, his whole thing is based off of selling s**t product."
 
What was Hsieh’s genius response? Click the pic below to see his ad for "S**t Product"!

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2. He seems jealous of Bruno Mars’ MTV VMAs treasure. At his Brooklyn show on Wednesday, he vented, "Bruno Mars won all the motherf--king awards and s**t… I don’t give a f**k about no TV show. But what I care about is if you’re an artist and you work hard as f**k and the streets say that you deserve that s**t. Then can’t no mother**king networks try to gas everybody up so they can sell some product with the prettiest motherf**ker out."

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3. West doesn’t want to be like Tom Cruise. "People make fun of me for how in love I actually am [with Kim Kardashian]," he gushed to Ellen DeGeneres. "I'm trying to avoid the jump-up-on-the-couch moment."

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4. He gets all awkward and giggly when someone puts an ice pick through their hand. The rapper doesn’t say a whole lot in this new David Blaine video, but just watch to see him get all anxious.

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