Reality TV mom Kim Kardashian turns 33 on Monday, and we think it would be really awesome to help her celebrate as her best friend ever.
Getting Into Any Club You Want
If it’s Kim’s birthday, you know you're going to party in style, hobnobbing with the A-listers. Dom Pérignon for everyone!
The Best Tips on Getting a Killer Bod
Kim has shed much of her pregnancy weight since giving birth to baby North West in June by using a combo of Pilates and Atkins. She recently posed for a Kardashian Kollection campaign launching in the UK, and she looks fantastic. The enhanced butt tips alone would be sufficient.
Babysitting That Cute Baby
Speaking of North, she’s so damned cute. You can be her other auntie!
You Could Hang Out with Kanye West
Say what you will about the outspoken rapper, but going on the “Yeezus” tour with Kanye would be the coolest thing ever.
The Clothes… and the Bling!
As her best friend, you could definitely raid Kim K’s enormous closet filled with designer duds, handbags, shoes and lavish gems.
Sunday Dinners with the Kardashians
Just imagine being seated at the Kardashian (and Jenner) dinner table, dishing with them on all the wildest tabloid headlines!
Meet Brody Jenner
Seriously, he is definitely the hottest guy in that family.