February 01, 2013

Chelsea Handler and Piers Morgan Smackdown: Who Won the Fight?

Late-night comic Chelsea Handler had some fighting words for Piers Morgan Wednesday night, and boy did the fur fly! She ripped into the CNN anchor from the get-go, asking, “What are you looking at?” Morgan replied, "Well, you've either had plastic surgery or a makeover, because you look really hot today." Ouch!

Then they went after each other’s reputations. The "Chelsea Lately" host hurled, "Oh, you're so annoying. You're so obnoxious. You wonder why everybody hates you! I specifically covered up so you couldn't look at me and undress me with your molester eyes."

Piers shot back, "Normally when I come on the show, you're really hungover in a very unprofessional way."

The exchange eventually turned to Morgan’s two-year anniversary at CNN, but the jabs continued. Morgan noted, "You interviewed me last year on my anniversary, which just proved one thing, really.”

Chelsea responded, "Let me guess -- that you're a better interviewer than I am. Well, I'm not pretending to be a great interviewer. I'm not even pretending to be good at my job."

When Morgan came back with, "Both things are clearly apparent today. But I can help you,” Handler wasn’t having it. She told him, “You can suck my a**. I mean, really."